Rush Hour

  • You don't know nothing about no War.
    Carter:
  • Everybody knows War.
    Lee:
  • [singing]
  • War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all!
    Lee:
  • It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!
    Carter:
  • Yaw.
    Lee:
  • Y'all!
    Carter:
  • Yaw!
    Lee:
  • Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!
    Carter:
  • Yoll
    Lee:

Rush Hour

  • The drop will be made tonight. The amount will be fifty million dollars.
    Sang:
  • Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?
    Carter:
  • We want twenty million in fifties.
    Sang:
  • Okay, twenty million in fifties.
    Carter:
  • Twenty million in twenties.
    Sang:
  • Okay, twenty million in twenties.
    Carter:
  • And ten million in tens.
    Sang:
  • Ten million in tens. Okay. Ey d'you want any fives with that?
    Carter:
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“I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.”

The Benchwarmers

  • Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry.
    Gus:
  • What was that?
    Jerry:
  • Well, you gave Clark and Richie nicknames. I thought I'd give you one: Fairy Jerry.
    Gus:
  • Oh, really?
    Jerry:
  • [stands up from chair] Really.
    Gus:
  • Okay, Gus- Gus... Gus Bus! That's you, Gus Bus!
    Jerry:
  • Oh, that was a brutal comeback. Come on guys, let's go. I don't think I can ever get over that one. Whew!
    Gus:

The Benchwarmers

  • Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
    Gus:
  • I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
    Clark:
  • Scratching what? Your brain?
    Gus:
  • Yeah, 'cause it's huge.
    Clark:

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.”